iPhone Murder: ZOMG No! Take Dieter Instead!
Cheesy over-branding aside, you gotta be kidding me. That iPhone was clearly drugged first, then tied up. Try that with a fresh, free iPhone, and it would've dodged those we-know-what-they're-overcompensating-for rifle bullets with Matrix-like moves that would have had Neo saying "Whoa!" Then it would be BOOM! Silver-bezel roshambo kick, faux-"hunter" goes down, and POW! multi-touch ground-and-pound! (The iPhone don't need no stinkin' guns!)
Remember, kids: Guns can't kill iPhones. But vidtards with guns can kill our childlike sense of wonder.
(No iPhones -- or iPhone Blog Editors -- were harmed in the typing of the post)
Editor-in-Chief of iMore, Executive Producer at Mobile Nations, co-host of Iterate and ZEN and TECH, cook, grappler, photon wrangler.
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I'm surprised it held together so well.
I, on the other hand, still have the shakes.
Good grief, he should spend more time at the range or put a scope on that thing. I don't know which is worse -- the end result, or the slow, painful way that iPhone died from such sloppy shooting. Cruel and unusual punishment at best. If I ever faced a firing squad, for the love of all that's holy, please keep that guy off the firing line.
Fun post though, Rene
where is iphone protective services when these videos are being made
No kidding, this guy is totally banned from iPhones and firing squads...
Guys that old shouldn't really use the phrase pwned. It's a little pathetic.