What is up with you, AT&T? Seriously, are you singling me out for some reason? Am I a special needs case? Didn't you announce to myself and the rest of the world that you would put an end to unnecessary paper carnage for iPhone data billing? More importantly, didn't I already disable printed invoicing in my account profile...months ago? So why do you do me like this?
I go to my mailbox and discover that you've sent me, again, not one...but TWO impregnated billing envelopes, packed with over 60 pages of invoices, like two overstuffed burritos. This makes the third consecutive month that you've sent me these love packs by mail. What have I done to deserve this? Have I not paid my bill, loyally, on time each month? Enough is enough. You're starting to creep me out, as though you are stalking me. I can almost feel Stan Sigman standing outside my window, holding his cue cards.