iPhone Now Works in the Ultimate of all Roaming Areas, Your Erogenous Zones. Cigarette Not Included
See folks, this is why Apple locks out third party software development - using Steve Jobs's products as adult sex toys is naughty, and voids your warranty.
An app called iBrate (cute name) turns your iPhone into a
$600 $400 vibrator, the only device in the world that can make phone calls and orgasms at the same time. So, guys, the next time you call your gal and she sounds somewhat far away, with a suspicious buzzing sound in the background, you'll know that iPhone is the man you aren't.
To download iBrate, you will need to be running installer.app with the Community Source package installed. If that's already done you should see it listed.
I wonder if this app really works? Hold my calls.