Tim Cook: iPhone 5 postponed, all ahead on iPrinters [Humor]
In classic The Onion fashion, they're lampooning Apple's [brand new CEO, with a nod to his HP roots. That's right -- printers.
incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,”
The whole thing is worth a read. And a smile. And our desperate hopes that life never ends up imitating this satirical art.
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