Burglars Heist iPhones and Laptops At Seattle Apple Store
Psst! Hey buddy, over here. Yeah, you - the one in front of the keyboard. You looking to buy a notebook or iPhone, real cheap? I know where you can get a "hot" bargain. These here just ahem fell off the truck, as they say.
My supplies are rather limited, at least until another "shipment" arrives. Heheh.