DefCon 2: ZuneDude Gets iPod Touch!

Steven Smith, infamous for actually buying a Zune has -- Oh, wait... editor's correcting me here... seems he... what? -- actually buying a Zune and tattooing it's irrelevant logo and nonsensical branding onto his body (seriously?) -- has broken up with the derivative little mp3 player of his affection, and splashed the sordid aftermath all over the intertubes.

For Smith, the bottom line was lack of innovation, current and future, in the face of Apple and Sony, and more: Smith thinks Ballmer is getting ready to bail.

Yeahbuwhy are we covering this? It's a warning people. Smith's special form of... er... product enthusiasm may soon be coming our way. See, some non-briefed third party retailer slipped up and sold Smith an iPod Touch. Smith tells iPhoneSavior:

It's super thin and does some really neat stuff like tilting to go into cover flow. I also like watching movies on it. I can go anywhere to get iPod accessories, that's not the case with Zune stuff in Iowa.

Brilliant, salestard, that's only one short step away from an iPhone! Sound red alert and prepare to duck and cover! It's Switchpocolypse now-ish!

See Smith's "it's not me, it's you" video after the break. (Warning, occasional language and fanboy heartache).

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Rene Ritchie

EiC of iMore, EP of Mobile Nations, Apple analyst, co-host of Debug, Iterate, Vector, Review, and MacBreak Weekly podcasts. Cook, grappler, photon wrangler. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.

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DefCon 2: ZuneDude Gets iPod Touch!


Huh? Microsoft is a disappointing and increasingly irrelevant company?
Duh. WTF took this guy so long to get it?

Listen up ZuneFan, everybody gets let down every now and then, even me! Take the Yang thing, the Gates thing, the MS Stock price thing, the Vista adoption thing, the red screen xBox thing, the iCahn thing, the Google thing, the iPod Thing, the iPhone thing, all of the new viruses, hackers, phishers, switchers, .... etc. You would think these few problems would get me down? But far from it! I KNOW that Microsoft is right! I know that people need our products, want our products, love our products! Most just don't know it!
This energizes me!
I don't just give up! I fight back! I conquer!
MS ZuneFan! Come back home! .... daddy isn't mad.