iPhone Murder: ZOMG No! Take Dieter Instead!
Cheesy over-branding aside, you gotta be kidding me. That iPhone was clearly drugged first, then tied up. Try that with a fresh, free iPhone, and it would've dodged those we-know-what-they're-overcompensating-for rifle bullets with Matrix-like moves that would have had Neo saying "Whoa!" Then it would be BOOM! Silver-bezel roshambo kick, faux-"hunter" goes down, and POW! multi-touch ground-and-pound! (The iPhone don't need no stinkin' guns!)
Remember, kids: Guns can't kill iPhones. But vidtards with guns can kill our childlike sense of wonder.
(No iPhones -- or iPhone Blog Editors -- were harmed in the typing of the post)