iPhone Murder: ZOMG No! Take Dieter Instead!

Cheesy over-branding aside, you gotta be kidding me. That iPhone was clearly drugged first, then tied up. Try that with a fresh, free iPhone, and it would've dodged those we-know-what-they're-overcompensating-for rifle bullets with Matrix-like moves that would have had Neo saying "Whoa!" Then it would be BOOM! Silver-bezel roshambo kick, faux-"hunter" goes down, and POW! multi-touch ground-and-pound! (The iPhone don't need no stinkin' guns!)

Remember, kids: Guns can't kill iPhones. But vidtards with guns can kill our childlike sense of wonder.

(No iPhones -- or iPhone Blog Editors -- were harmed in the typing of the post)

Rene Ritchie

Editor-in-Chief of iMore, co-host of Iterate, Debug, Review, The TV Show, Vector, ZEN & TECH, and MacBreak Weekly podcasts. Cook, grappler, photon wrangler. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.

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There are 7 comments. Add yours.

Femib says:

I'm surprised it held together so well.

Dieter Bohn says:

I, on the other hand, still have the shakes.

Brian Hart says:

Good grief, he should spend more time at the range or put a scope on that thing. I don't know which is worse -- the end result, or the slow, painful way that iPhone died from such sloppy shooting. Cruel and unusual punishment at best. If I ever faced a firing squad, for the love of all that's holy, please keep that guy off the firing line.

dloveprod says:

where is iphone protective services when these videos are being made

Tankgunk says:

No kidding, this guy is totally banned from iPhones and firing squads...

Gage says:

Guys that old shouldn't really use the phrase pwned. It's a little pathetic.