It's iPad launch weekend, and since iPad runs iPhone OS it's the big news here at TiPb (and pretty much all of geekdom) but if for some reason you're tired of Apple's latest mobile device, if you don't think what happens this spring for iPad has a direct bearing on what you'll see this summer for iPhone, if you're just sick and tired of even reading about, hearing about, or knowing the iPad exists -- here's the video for you.
(And if you're not, if you love your iPad, we warn you now -- don't watch it or it'll make you madder than CrackBerry Kevin during a RIM outage. We're not kidding, waste and attention seeking grotesquery is not something you can ever unsee!)
Video after the break (NSFW-L).
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]