A week or so ago we ran a quote from Vogue that basically said Bill and Melinda Gates had banned iPods and iPhones from their house, though Melinda admitted sometimes she wished she had an iPhone (and honestly, who -- outside of WMExperts -- could blame her?)

Well, absent more information we turn to more comedy, and specifically Funny or Die's spoof of what's really going on inside the Gateskeep.

Note: Contains language that wouldn't be aired on American broadcast networks. If that's not your cup'o'humor, avoid.