This Week in Smartphone Schadenfreude, March 24th Edition
Not evil twin to Phone Different Week in Review, not an invasion by Fake Steve, this Week in Schadenfreude brings you all the feel-better news you need about the smartphone world outside Apple's current media dominator. (Who knew there was such a world? We were just as surprised! Inelegant, interface challenged, keyboardy, crashy, single-touchy place -- best not to linger...). Join us as we
mock review the big news from last week at our sister sites. Everybody loves sibling rivalry!
RIM/Blackberry Likes Outages So Much They Start Scheduling Them!
CrackBerry.com brings word that RIM once again gave some tough-love to Blackberry addicts in the form of a NOC outage on March 22 from 2AM to 6AM EDT. Sorry, no email for the after-after party, Lin-Lo! But it's not just the Hollywood scandalrati who'll suffer. 2AM EDT translates into late night on the west coast, early morning in Europe, and midday in Asia. Giving a nation of Jet Lee's the DTs? We'd start running now, Lazaridis!
WinMob Treo 800 Delayed Until... Er... Hello?... Little Help?
According to WMExperts.com, the two long suffering mobile platforms that suffer longer together, Windows Mobile and Treos, will not see the new high-end model drop until sometime later this year. Why? Who knows, but we can offer some hypotheticals:
- This baby will be rocking the new OS, which is still running just a tiny bit behind schedule as Microsoft wants to make sure users enjoy VistaMob every bit as much as its big desktop brother.
- It was shown at a Gatesnote, and as such is contractually forbidden to hit the market for at least another year. (Hi, Surface!)
- Bono now owns the place and spent enough time in Cupertino to inject himself into every little feature discussion. "Jaysus, needs more red now, dunnit?"
And in No Other News
Yeah, sorry, nobody much covers other smart phones in these parts. Nokia probably did something in Scandinavia but we can't read Norfinwedish so who knows? It's not like they're being sued by a thousand year old lady or are -- yet again -- beating, stomping, hammering, pummeling, and slapping around the dead horse that is N-Gage, right?