No judgment. We've bought some of these deals ourselves. These are some pretty ... interesting ... things that lowkey don't make sense out of context.
Floof maker
Would your floof be OK inside this thing?
Rage Cage
So you can practice your kissing.
Um
Just take a look at the illustrated instructions. That's one way to...clean things out.
Butt cleaner
These were a lightning deal that is already over, but I thought it was funny because poops.
Peee-uuu
Oh goody, now I can attract a man with my scent. Said no one ever.
Drinking slowly
The glass isn't crazy, but I just thought this sloth is dang cute.
Eye roll
2002 called and wants its catchphrase back.
Lazy excercise
Sit on the couch with this waist trimmer and watch nothing happen!
Full-body massage
It's like a baby cradle but for adults.
Life-saving sucker
This isn't really that crazy. I bought two of them.
Erasable paper
Erasable notebook? What will they think of next!
Sleeping partner
For when your partner doesn't like to snuggle up in bed.
Isn't Prime Day great for finding those off-the-wall things you never knew you wanted but now suddenly finding yourself needing?
