Are these the first spy shots of the iPhone 5s?!?!?!?!?!

"Are these the first spy shots of the iPhone 5s?!?!?!?!?!" No. God no. And neither are those KIRF pictures posted by a bunch of sites in Asia today. If Apple follows their previous S-series pattern, iPhone 5s cases wouldn't be high order news anyway. At best, they'd be just another small signpost on the long road towards Apple's next release.

Big news would a re-designed casing, or a casing for a new device, reported by at least semi-reliable sources, and passing normal tests of reason, logic, and sanity.

If you see the photos floating around, ignore them. They're not the iPhone 5s. We now return you to your regularly scheduled, non-Archer-verse Apple coverage...