i love this new iphone smart battery case. smart? bah! it sure is smart of apple to sell us battery capacity that should have been built-in. no thanks. i like my thin and light iphone. then why do you stick it in that bulky case? because my battery lasts forever now... of course it does! its a hideous brick and steve jobs would hate it. ...and as an added bonus, it really annoys design snobs.

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