Not evil twin to Phone Different Week in Review, not an invasion by Fake Steve, This Week in Smart Phone Schadenfreude brings you all the feel-better news you need about the smartphone world outside Apple’s current media dominator. (Who knew there was such a world? We were just as surprised! Inelegant, interface challenged, keyboardy, crashy, single-touchy place — best not to linger…). Join us as we
mock review the big news from last week at our sister sites. Everybody loves sibling rivalry!
[Note: Due to the dust settling from our mega-merger -- and our subsequent allergies -- we’re keeping it short this week. Just the low-lights.]
Crackberry Cracks the Net
Big week down Crackberry.com way as none other than Kevin himself plastered the interwebs -- from Daring Fireball to Engadget to Gizmodo -- with his exclusive videos, reviews, and... video reviews of one of the most hotly anticipated handsets of the year.
Or so we thought.
Nice try, Crackberry. While the elegant chrome bezel and glossy black facade almost had us fooled, the huge, honking tic-tactile keyboard kicked our aesthetic back to reality.
So what device did Crackberry.com break the interwebs (and likely Kevn's paypal account) for? Confession: they lost us at keyboard, so -- shrug -- Treo 400?
Assault and Blackberry
Celebrity publicists, eager to meet the needs of the Paris Lohan’s of the world, often seem to karmically torture their torturous clients with whatever RIM product Amazon will pay them to take (while expensing it at full price, no doubt...)
But what about the poor celebrities that have to use the tiny screened, tiny keyboarded, media-challenged monsters? What are they supposed to do?
Turns out one got so angry she tried to destroy her hated handset by bashing it (repeatedly?) into a Brooklyn neighbor.
No jail time for the celeb, Crackberry.com tells us. The Blackberry? Authorities are reportedly seeking the recycle penalty.
Attack of the iClones
Our special Wait-a-Thon edition covering the HTC Touch Diamond, and posts on the Philips x800 and the Sprint Instinct $100 million ad campaign show that some carriers and manufacturers can, by throwing vast amounts of money down the pit, make a sixth generation Windows Mobile handset flounder and ultimately still fail to copy the inaugural iPhone. Point taken.
Now how about taking this point -- and all that money, engineering skill, and software architecture experience -- and making a great Windows Mobile handset that is, you know, like not totally ashamed to be Windows Mobile?
Windows Seat on the TyTn’ic
The good: WMExperts.com lets it be known that HTC will finally fix the crippled video drivers that have been plaguing TyTn II owners since the dawn of time (or, at least, since the dawn of them buying the disastrous device).
The bad: They probably won’t be fixing it for any version anyone is likely to own, including the AT&T Tilt.
The ugly: HTC won’t be fixing the crippled drivers pandemic to any of their other devices either.
Nope, they’re too busy claiming the shoddy performance of their grafted-on TouchFLO interface on the Diamond iClone will be fixed in a future update. Credibility much?
Super-Size Your Centro!
With over a million Centro’s served, Palm finally asks the next logical question: want fries with that?
Yup, TreoCentral.com says official Centro branded accessories are on the way. Or more of them. Or just a mediocre cradle and audio adapter. Or something. But at least now every bargain-basement, ancestral-generation would-be smartphone neophyte can get the combo.
Look, More Palm News!
We can’t believe it either, but we actually have two (2!) minor Palm items this week. And speaking of minor Palm items, it looks like both the 800w and 850v (or 500z or whoknowswhat?) will see the cold, cruel light of day some time this year (and not, as many thought, flux-capacitor-like back in 2001 where their design seems frozen...)
And In No Other News
In apparent retaliation for the iPhone, and the sense of childlike wonder it is now threatening to restore around the world, those Norfindwedish fiends at Nokia are now retaliating by bringing more of their hyper-powered, Soviet designed handsets to North America, including the N95, a handset so costly it made Steve Balmer briefly consider picking up a relatively inexpensive iPhone...
What’s next, the similarly military sounding E66 and E71? (Or were those old Epson dot-matrix designations...?)
Death by utilitarianism. Fiends.
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