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Microsoft and Adobe holding secret anti-Apple meetings?

By , Thursday, Oct 7, 2010 at 9:23 pm
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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer snuck into Adobe to talk with their CEO, Shantanu Narayen, about how they could team up, cartoon villain-style, to take on the growing mobile power of

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UPDATED: Steve Ballmer NOT announcing iPhone, iPad Visual Studio support at WWDC? [Crazy alert!]

By , Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 7:37 am
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An analyst has let fly that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will be getting 7 minutes of time during the WWDC 2010 keynote -- where the iPhone HD/iPhone 4G will al

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10% of Microsoft Employees Secretly Using iPhones?

By , Saturday, Mar 13, 2010 at 4:59 pm
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Much to the chagrin of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and Devices and Entertainment honcho Robbie Bach, the Wall Street Journal reports that even publicly stomping on employee iPhones hasn't stamped

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Ballmer on Bing as iPhone Default, Google and Apple Still "Stable"

By , Tuesday, Feb 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
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Given the rumors surrounding Apple and Google lately, and the iPhone and Microsoft Bing, it's no wonder Mobile World Congress 2010 has raised both topics again, earning a smile

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Microsoft's Ballmer to Try and Pre-empt Apple, Introduce HP Tablet Tonight?

By , Wednesday, Jan 6, 2010 at 10:27 am
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UPDATE: According to WMExperts liveblog, it was a Tablet PC by HP running Windows 7 and called -- wait for it -- the HP Slate. Yes, named after Apple's

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CEOh-SNAP: Ballmer Says the Internet Wasn't Designed for the iPhone

By , Wednesday, Oct 21, 2009 at 10:19 pm
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Steve Ballmer, whose company produced the single most internet-hostile program in history -- Internet Explorer 6 -- has the stupefying temerity to state:

Let's face it, the Internet was designed

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CEOh-Snap! Ballmer Publicly Ridicules Microsoft Employee for Using iPhone

By , Friday, Sep 11, 2009 at 6:48 am
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As Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was taking the stage for a private company meeting at Seattle's Safeco Field, he saw an employee about to snap his picture with... an iPhone.

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Tuesday Fright Video: Windows 95 Ported to iPhone

By , Monday, Jul 13, 2009 at 11:10 pm
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I forget if this brings us 4 minutes to midnight or only 5 on the official app-ocalypse clock, but duck and cover because Windows 95 has been ported to run

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CEOh-Snap! Ballmer Says iPhone/Capacitive Touch Too Expensive! (That'll be $800 for the Xperia Please!)

By , Thursday, Mar 19, 2009 at 10:19 am
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We have to wonder if Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has some insidious plot to make his PR people pull their hair out, so they'll look just as Fester'ian as he

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CEOh-Snap! Mr. Ballmer, Think of Windows Phone as a Broken iPhone...

By , Thursday, Mar 5, 2009 at 10:40 am
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TiPb. Heart. Steve. Ballmer. Microsoft's #2 has really become #1 in our CEOh-Snap department. See, he doesn't just hit the mic, he pummels it to bloody, infuriating, borderline committable pulp.

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