If, like me, you've grown tired of scouring Apple deals, technology deals, monitor deals, keyboard deals, charger deals, headphone deals, and all the other deals, then you deserve some light relief.
With the end of Cyber Monday in sight I've snapped, gone rogue, and found seven of the most unhinged Cyber Monday deals on Amazon right now.
A gallon of spicy mayo
A cardboard cutout of Seth Freakin' Rollins
Tortilla the Hun
Get the duck off my lawn
Medieval armor? Or something more sinister?
A classic costume
Not a deal, but why is this on Amazon?
An accident waiting to happen
Store your iPad on the toilet
Put your Apple Watch on your leg
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Stephen Warwick has written about Apple for five years at iMore and previously elsewhere. He covers all of iMore's latest breaking news regarding all of Apple's products and services, both hardware and software. Stephen has interviewed industry experts in a range of fields including finance, litigation, security, and more. He also specializes in curating and reviewing audio hardware and has experience beyond journalism in sound engineering, production, and design.
Before becoming a writer Stephen studied Ancient History at University and also worked at Apple for more than two years. Stephen is also a host on the iMore show, a weekly podcast recorded live that discusses the latest in breaking Apple news, as well as featuring fun trivia about all things Apple. Follow him on Twitter @stephenwarwick9
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