Crazy Lawsuit Watch: Man Accuses Apple and iPod of Streaming Mafia Threats?
Apple Insider says:
A new lawsuit from a Beverly Hills, Calif., man alleges that Apple conspired with the Italian mafia to secretly track him, transmit threatening messages to his iPod, and insert the word "herpes" into the song "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.
We say: forgetaboutit.
Seriously, though, get the man some help, not a lawyer.