Ninja crashes car into Greensboro Apple Store

Ninja crashes car into Apple Store

We kid you not -- a man described by security as wearing a white ninja suit crashed his car through the Greensboro Apple Store before fleeing on foot.

Greensboro police received a call around 4:43 a.m. after a dark gray or blue Honda crashed into the store. According to police, the man crashed into the store in a robbery attempt.

The store will remain closed today, of course, while they see to damages. (And perhaps look into hiring some samurai to increase security?)

[MyFox8. Thanks @spencefos

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Ninja crashes car into Greensboro Apple Store

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I'll bet that Steve Jobs fought him off using a force choke hold...all the way from California. Do not underestimate the power of The Force, or Steve Jobs.

And by force... you mean the reality distortion field?
Btw, TiPB has a TERRIBLE comment system. Hop on the bandwagon and use Discus or Intense Debate.

Nope, it was a robbery attempt. why on earth would one of us "fandroids" break into an apple store?

You KNOW this was an inside job, a false flag operation to bring more attention to Monday's event.

I would not have fled. I would have stayed on scene and calmly explained that I was a ninja in training and that I was being chased by other ninjas. If they were like, "What ninjas?". I'd respond, "Hello... they're F***ing Ninjas!"
Also, I agree with the comment about switching to intense debate. It's a much better comment system.

That is kinda uncool how one bad ninja can spoil it for all the rest of you guys :-( Hopefully our big giant melting pot of a country will see this callous act for what it is... the act of one misguided ninja, and not just all future ninjas they encounter based simply on this ninjas misbehavior. For the curious at heart, I am reasonably confident that I've typed the word "ninja" more times in this single comment than in all previous years of my life combined. Out.

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