Comments on: TiPb Birthday Bash Give Away: Satchel Backpack Client for iPhone

By: Rene Ritchie

Rene Ritchie — Sat, 16 May 2009 23:57:20 +0000

And the winners are:

33 20 8 2

Congrats, check your email!

By: jlc1978

jlc1978 — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:15:38 +0000

1) Stop, talking, with, commas, between, each, word, Jim

2) Destroy Jar Jar Brinks

3)Burn my land, boil me sea, stop you from taking my iPhone from me...

By: Alli

Alli — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:29:29 +0000

Make sure that #Dollhouse, #Chuck, and #Lost are renewed. (Ending in 2010 is unacceptable for Lost.)
Convince AT&T that streaming media is not a bad thing and that Slingplayer will not make them go broke.
Get rid of [expletive deleted] No Child Left Behind.

By: jamesus

jamesus — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:15:31 +0000

Ensure that Sideshow Bob spends the rest of his days in jail as to not extract revenge on Bart.
Unfreeze Walt Disney.
Help John Connor save the world from Skynet.

By: Manny

Manny — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:14:35 +0000

1)Free world wide WiFi 2)Zero out everyones debt 3)Replace gas vehicles with Hydrogen vehicles

By: Kristen

Kristen — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:00:34 +0000

1) Save the Cheerleader 2) Green-ize Everything (sustainable, eco friendly) 3) Flash for iphone!

By: Pnut78

Pnut78 — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:27:40 +0000

1)Create apps that we cannot live without 2)Get everyone on an exclusive iPhone contract 3)Make it Tipb the gateway to the internet 4)rule the world

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:28:10 +0000

1) Create a mind controlling app, that emits hypnotic images with TiPb subliminal images buried in the coding.

2) Distribute it through, not only the Apple app store, but all smart-phone apps, tv commercials, movie intro commercials (I hate those), and any other form of digital media.

3) Like Hulu's brain melting, sit back and watch the world turn into TiPb zombies as the Hypno-Subliminal app spreads faster than the unnecessary swine flu scare.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 12 May 2009 11:56:35 +0000

Basic level is not free. http://www.backpackit.com/signup

Or am I looking in the wrong place?

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 12 May 2009 10:37:50 +0000

Get a fat orange cat
Buy lasagna
Take a photo of the cat eating lasagna and upload it to facebook using my iPhone (simultaneously laughing)

By: Elliot H

Elliot H — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:30:51 +0000

Come up with stealthy looking tin foil rabbit ears for the Iphone so it stops dropping calls;
Perform elective surgery on every person to attach an iphone permanently to their hands;
Invent a pill to stop wives or girlfriends from nagging us about how many hours a day we use our iphones!!!

By: K

Tue, 12 May 2009 05:20:15 +0000

Make overly elaborate scheme (scheme to include eliminating the non believers)
Find sidekick (not that crap phone on T-Mobile)
Take nap.....

By: LinkTree

LinkTree — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:44:48 +0000

Find luck (or other kind that have "the force" with him)
Destroy death star
Become a Sith Lord

By: Charles

Charles — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:08:43 +0000

Make Charles in Charge aka Scott Baio President of the U.S.

Fix Healthcare

Impose $1000 fines globally for littering

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:07:05 +0000

Befriend a certain, powerful Crackberry devoté, by the name of Crackberry Kevin (a "Frenemy", if you will).
Convince him to own and use an iPhone, thereby legitimizing it before the Crackberry minions.
Watch the RIM Lemmings follow suit and recognize the superiority of the iPhone platform.
Rule the world.

By: Shay

Shay — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:57:24 +0000

1) Take control of Google 2) Buy Apple and make it a division of Google 3) Laugh Mockingly at Redmond

By: Hakala

Hakala — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:22:21 +0000

1) capture every living monkey on earth

2) teach them to talk and patent the technology

3) tell them to make 3G reliable EVERYWHERE!

By: Wolfmore

Wolfmore — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:50:39 +0000

Bring back the egg shape mini van
Bring back Zcavaricchi pants for men
Bring back thundercats

By: Gaber

Gaber — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:35:40 +0000

1) End world hunger

2) Make Peace on earth

3) Have good will towards men. (and women).

By: travis

travis — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:17:24 +0000

Verizon 4G iPhone
the real release date of 3.0
when the new device is gonna drop this summer i know u know people
after that we will rule the earth

By: lisabeth

lisabeth — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:38:43 +0000

iPhones for everyone
Reliable high speed wifi and wireless data networks everywhere available to everyone with no limits
Starbucks iPhone app that will magically brew the delicious coffee drink of your choice on demand, anytime, anywhere
Rule earth

By: Fred Simmons

Fred Simmons — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:27:11 +0000

Give Tyra Banks her Vaseline
Pair her with Steve Ballmer
Buy Melinda gates an iPhone
Rule The World

By: Anniieb

Anniieb — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:59:52 +0000

Copy and Paste---pleaseeeeeee
fix apps. so after you download them, they WORK!

3.scalp Donald Trump and place that rug on the megatron on TimeSquare!

By: The Reptile

The Reptile — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:40:09 +0000

Devise Evil plan that even Number 2, Frau and Scott can't screw up.
Make sure that Austin Powers is incapacitated or killed.
Implement plan from step 1 and demand $1 Million, I mean $1 Google.
Rule earth, after purchasing Apple, Inc.

By: Elisabeth

Elisabeth — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:36:26 +0000

find out the truth about the alleged "new" iphone allegedly being released this summer
create an iphone blog app
pick me to win the contest

By: Craig

Craig — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:08:42 +0000

Minimize carbon footprint?
Take recycling out?
Ride bike or walk to work? (if possible)

By: ckilo3

ckilo3 — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:08:20 +0000

Well, as a Verizon subscriber, all I can say is...HELP!!!

My Treo [smart?]phone is really killing me. Everytime I see an article for the iPhone, I go crazy. So, here are my suggestions: 1. Convince Apple to make its calendar shareable. My wife and I really DO want to know what each has for plans. 2. Take out your Star Trek Phaser and blast the Window users of the world. 3. Convince Steve Jobs that it is okay to retire. 4. Rule earth

By: Dan Mowchan

Dan Mowchan — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:57:38 +0000

Launch massive brute force attacks on competing iPhone websites and blogs.
Sabotage large farms of PC's with the notorious Conficker virus.
Sit back, remember that there is in fact an app for ruling the world, and await the downfall of the PC.
Rule earth.

By: Mark P

Mark P — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:53:25 +0000

1) Find out Steve Jobs true health status & publish it 2) find safe place to hide while the world destroys itself over 1) 3) come out of hiding and take over… (some assembly required)

By: Gibran H

Gibran H — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:39:36 +0000

Bring back skinny ties
Get Steve Ballmer to shut up.
Singlehandedly defeat Chuck Norris.

By: WatersWest

WatersWest — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:26:22 +0000

Drop a nuke on Waterloo
Drop a nuke on Redmond
Increase mobile security (so that even el presidente can use an iPhone).

By the way, Rene, don't you mean 'spent the last year TAKING on the iPhone' (not 'taken on').

Keep up the great work!!

By: kyle

kyle — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:22:54 +0000

Get an addicting theme song (midi format preferred)
Replace all advertisements on site with larger, animated ads
Mediate with Apple and Adobe and get them to come to an agreement to put Flash on iPhones.

3.5 Tip a few back and celebrate.

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:19:30 +0000

Single-handedly educate the iPhone community on proper app rating
Tangentially, start independent apps ranking tool which denies comments and ratings from morons and teenagers
Bring back "the worm." You can do it.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:17:39 +0000

Destroy Windows (it will just freeze up and delay taking over the planet.)
Set the DVR to record LOST (taking over the world takes up a lot of time and you can't guarantee that you'll be free on Wednesdays at 9.)
Remember to turn the iron off.