should i get an iphone XS or XR? the SE is the last iphone that truly sparked joy. why would i buy a tiny, old phone in 2019? it can take pictures, send texts, do maps, and play music. has any other smartphone feature ever really made your life better? and it is really cheap. so if you open twitter and hurl your phone into the sea, you can afford a new one!

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