The Three Best Reasons to Bring Your Old iPhone to an Apple Store For a New Battery its like getting a whole new phone! wow! my phone is no longer horribly, artificially slow! you get to pretend you were going to switch to android! i was totally gonna switch unless tim cook agreed to my demands so brave and last, but not least... you can take up a genius bar appointment so people with newer devices have to wait this is more fun than cutting off teslas and mercedes in traffic!

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