Hello? Barnes? Ah, good, I reached you. Listen old chap, I've just been glancing over the newswire coming across my teletype and apparently this so called iPhone thing seems to be causing quite a stir. Yes, quite.
This website claims that some commoners may even watch video on the bloody thing. Yes, rubbish...that's what I thought as well, but apparently it's quite true. What? No, no I don't want one. I still don't believe there is anything to this whole notion of mobile communications. It's a mere fad, nothing too it really. Give me a good landline connection and a Padilla cigar any day. Must run along now. Ta!